Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Je, ni Kweli? Is it Really True?


JE NI KWELI?

TANZANIAN HUSBANDS



The SAMBAA
Has one Wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.




The CHAGAA
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.


The NGONI
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves the house maid the most.

The SUKUMA
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives sisters the most.


COASTERIAN/ZANZIBARIAN
Has 4 wives
Has 0 girlfriends
He loves the house boy the most.


The JALUO
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbours wife the most.


The NYAMWEZI
Has one, two three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.

THE KURYA
One wife
Many girl friends
He will beat all of them

THE MASAI
Two wives
One girl friend
He loves his cows the most

THE SOMALI'S
Four wives
No girl friend
Loves his miraa the most


Mdau
New York

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