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Mambo ya Kipanya

Kipanya Asema:

Rostam (On Left): I have evidence that you are not wearing anything under those boxers, dispute that!

Mengi (On right): Before I do not confirm your lies, I have evidence that your underwear has holes in it, dispute that!

Kipanya Leo

Translation:

Leader sitting at Desk - In the past it was possible to steal from my office. Now, if I steal I will have to use my entire pension as bail!

Translation:

Tanzanian Member of Parliament: "We 'Fat People', I mean we Members of Parliament, are really hurt to see teachers and those who have retired not being paid what they are owed, Ahh!"

Kipanya (Rat Character) - Why don't you start with your driver...

Kipanya Asema...

Translation:

Man: Stop listening to those street rumours. I don't have AIDS, I only have HIV...

Woman: Oh what a relief! Some people wanted to cheat me out of my luck! They said oh Fataki is sick! Loh! Some people are really bad!!

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Kipanya Asema

Translation:

Sign on the Desk: Big Shots

Kipanya (rat character): All of them are at the witchdoctors getting their fortunes told!

Kipanya Asema

Translation:

President Bush: Duh! So shoes are also weapons. From now on when I give a speech, people in the hall must be naked!

Kipanya Asema

Top Left - Kipanya (Rat Character): You are a Minister and a crook, JK must imprison you!

Top Right- Minister: I agree that I will go to jail but do you remember when I was the Minister of Finance?

Botton Left- Minister: I forgave your taxes on that business of yours, so you are a tax evader!

Botton Right: Kipanya: Okay it's over with let's start afresh.

Kipanya Asema....

Translation:

Kipanya (Rat Character): Is it a grave? No, I don't think so maybe it is a ditch.

Kipanya Asema....

UK Counsulate Official: Get out of my way! As of today, all your visa requests will be processed in Kenya!

Kipanya (Rat Character): You're sucking up to Obama!? Why don't you just close down the Counsulate!

Kipanya Wiki Hii

Kipanya Leo

Translation:

On the left Blackboard - Corruption On the right Blackboard - In Zanzibar a country?

Teacher - So...

Kipanya (Rat Character) - Hey Teacher, Tell them that Zanzibar is not just a country it's a continent. ..and they should have have a reggae version of their natonal anthem if they like... but please lets get back to the real troubling issues!

Kipanya Wiki Hii

Kwa kweli hii katuni inasema mengi!

Kipanya wiki Hii!

Translation:

Nurse - Get out of my way you half person!

Kipanya (rat character) - Don't you pledge to do your duties? When some of you get there you curl your lips like a sewn side of a sack.

Translation:

Manager - Who told you that at Mwananyamala Hospital we have a problem of a problem

Kipanaya (rat character) - Why don't you speak the truth so that you can get help!

Kipanya Leo

Hii katuni inasema mengi!

Kipanya Kasema...

Translation:

Kipanya (Rat Character) - If in Nyerere's time the decided to do this I don't think you'd have anything left to harvest.

Kipanya Anavyoona Wanasiasa!

First Picture:

'While he is Campaigning' "I will bring Progress!"

Second Picture:

'After he has Won' "Let us Cooperate to bring Progress"

Kipanya Rat Character - "What the..."

Kipanya na Skandali ya Gavana Spitzer!

TRANSLATION:

(TV Caption- Sex Scandal, Nee York Governor resigns)

Hooker: Darling, There is no need to worry...that is the USA and this is Bongo...we're very different!

John: Mh!

Kipanya (rat character): If this comes to our country, every week they will be exposing different leaders!

Kipanya na Maji

Translation:

Mzungu - We have succeeded in reducing unnecessary water usage by 50 percent.

Arab - We recycle waste water for other usage.

Tanzanian - If there is an award we should get it! We hold back our water supply almost 100 percent. WE DON'T EVEN SUPPLY WATER!

Kipanya anavyoona Uchaguzi Marekani

Translation:

"I've never been led by a woman, I've never been led by a black, maybe I should just bring back the Republicans."