Ngoma ya Chura

Vibonge wakatika!

Wewe na Mpenzi Wako Kibonge!

Wenzeny wanavumilia shauri ya kutaka makaratasi!

Video ya waliojaliwa Matako Makubwa

Kwa kweli wamejaliwa!

Onyo - Sindano Za Kuongeza Saizi ya Makalio!

Wadau, nimewaambia mpende Mwenyezi Mungu alivyowaumba. Acheni huo mtindo wa kujichubua na kutaka matako yako yawe makubwa sana!  Kuna mtindo Afrika sasa ya kutaka  kuongeza saizi ya matako kwa kuchoma sindano.  Sindano zingine na nyingi ni feki na zina sumu kama Fix a Flat ambayo inatumika kama tairi ya gari ikipata pancha. Sasa unalipa hela yako, wahuni wanakuchoma hiyo sindano, siku mbili tatu unatamba na matako yako waliyovimba kama puto halafu baada ya wiki unaona matakao yako yanaoza.  Hebu ona yaliyompata mwenzenu.

Sanamu ya Kuaabudu Mataka Makubwa!

Sanamu ya Mwanamke mwenye matako makubwa  Picha iko HAPA

Sijui hii picha imepigwa wapi, lakini wanaume wa kiafrika wanapenda matako makubwa hadi imebidi wachonge sanamu! Duh! Huyo dume anayafurahia hadi inabidi aziguse!

Hii iko Ufaransa

Abarikiwa Matako Makubwa Mno!

Afariiki Baada ya Kuchomwa Sindano ya Kuongeza Saizi ya Matako

Wadau, huko Texas mwanamke Mmarekani mweusi amepoteza maisha yake kwa kupenda kuchoma sindano za kuongeza saizi ya makalio.  Huyo dada alichoma sindano kadhaa na  kweli matako yake yaliongezeka. Lakini alitaka zaidi! Hatimaye sindano hizo zikamwua!  Sindano zenyewe zina Super glue na fixa fleti ya matairi!   Mpende mungu alivyowaumba. Na hao madaktari feki waliokuwa wanamchoma wamekimbia. Wakaikamatwa watashitakiwa kwa mauaji.

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Wykesha Reid went to the Deep Ellum salon for the same reason many others did: She wanted to add curves.
“Everybody else got big booties,” Patricia Kelley, 70, who had raised Reid since she was a baby, said Reid told her. “So she wanted a big booty.”
Reid, 34, a nursing home staffer, joined a growing number of people who are turning to black-market buttocks injections — which are much cheaper and riskier than plastic surgery — to get their bodies closer to pop-culture idols such as Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian.
Reid went to the salon in the 3800 block of East Side Avenue three times for the injections with no problems.
“Your butt’s getting too big,” Kelley recalled telling her. “But she got hooked on them booty shots.”
On Feb. 18, Reid returned to the salon for a fourth visit, Kelley said Thursday. But something went wrong. Police found her body inside the business at 7 the next morning. The building had been cleaned out and her purse and cellphone were missing, Kelley said.
Now Reid’s family hopes someone will be brought to justice in her death.
Police issued arrest warrants late Wednesday on charges of practicing medicine without a license for Denise Ross, 43, and Jimmy Clarke, 31, who also is known as Alicia.
Ross and Clarke are wanted in connection with a case in which a woman who received butt injections suffered pain, soreness and psychological problems but survived.

Kusoma habari kamili BOFYA HAPA:

Athari ya Kuchoma Sindano za Kukuza Matako!

Oh hooo, shauri zenu nyie mnaochoma sindano ile matako na matiti yenu yawe makubwa! Mpende Mwenyezi Mungu aliyokuumba!  Ona yaliyompata mwenzenu aliyeenda kuchoma sindano ili matako yake kama maputo! 

Aliweka Implant Ndani ya Matako Yake! Imeharibika!

Wadau, siku hizi wazungu wanataka kuwa na matako makubwa kama waafrika!  Sasa ona jinsi tako la huyo dada ilivyohabrika! Implant inajigeuza ni balaa!  Itabidi aende kwa dakatari waitoe!

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Mnene Aringia Urembo Wake!

Hebu cheki huyo dada alivyovaa bikini kuonyesha watu jinsi wanene ni warembo! Nampongeza kwa ushujaa wake!

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BOFYA HAPA KUSOMA HABARI KAMILI

Watalii Kutoka Marekani Jamaica

Hao akina dada warembo kutoka Atlanta, Georgia  Marekani walienda Jamaica likizo.  Waliamua kupiga picha wakiwa beach Montego Bay.  Walitamba na bikini zao!

Ana Matako Makubwa Kuliko Wanawake Wote Duniani!

 Duh! Huyo mama ana matako makubwa ni maajabu!

Mikel - Hip measurement 99 inches ( 251.5 cm)

Matako Makubwa Oyee!!!

Matako Makubwa Oyee!!!! Katika mila ya waafrika wengi kuwa na matako makubwa ni urembo. Katika mila za wazungu kuwa na matako fleti kama yamepigwa pasi ndo urembo! Wanawake wengi wenye asili ya Afrika wana matako makubwa kiasi. Siku hizi wazungu wametengeza chupi zenye pedi maalum ili matako fleti yaonekane makubwa! Mungu abariki waliozaliwa na matako makubwa natural!

Kibonge Afurahisha!

Huyo mama alifurahisha watu na uchezaji wake, alikuwa mwepesi kweli ingawa kibonge. Alikuwa anaongoza gari katika msafara wa Festival leo hapa Cambridge, MA.

Athari za Wanawake Kuwa na Matako Makubwa

Wataalam wamefanya uchunguzi na kuamua kuwa mwanamke akiwa na matako makubwa, hips kubwa, mafuta kwenye eneo la hips basi atakuwa msahaulifu, punguani, akifika miaka 65! Lakini ukiwa na Tumbo kubwa mambo safi.

Jamani, ni kweli lakini? Sijui wamefanya uchunguzi na wanawake wa rangi gani. Sidhani kama wamechunguza wanawake wanaokaa Afrika. Maana unakuta wanawake wenye umri mkubwa bado 'Sharp'!

Hebu soma chini.

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Study: Body shape affects memory in older women

July 15, 2010 7:16 a.m. EDT

(CNN) -- A woman's body shape may play a role in how good her memory is, according to a new study.

The more an older woman weighs, the worse her memory, according to research released this week from Northwestern Medicine at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois.

The effect is more pronounced in women who carry excess weight around their hips, known as pear shapes, than women who carry it around their waists, called apple shapes.

The reason pear-shaped women experienced more memory and brain function deterioration than apple-shaped women is likely related to the type of fat deposited around the hips versus the waist.

Scientists know that different kinds of fat release different cytokines -- the hormones that can cause inflammation and affect cognition.

"We need to find out if one kind of fat is more detrimental than the other, and how it affects brain function," said Dr. Diana Kerwin, the lead author of the study and an assistant professor of medicine and a physician at Northwestern Medicine. "The fat may contribute to the formation of plaques associated with Alzheimer's disease or a restricted blood flow to the brain."

The study published in Wednesday's Journal of the American Geriatric Society said, on average, there is a one-point drop in the memory score for every one-point increase in body-mass index -- a ratio of a person's height and weight. The study included 8,745 cognitively normal, post-menopausal women ages 65 to 79.

"Obesity is bad, but its effects are worse depending on where the fat is located," Kerwin said.

"The study tells us if we have a woman in our office, and we know from her waist-to-hip ratio that she's carrying excess fat on her hips, we might be more aggressive with weight loss," Kerwin said. "We can't change where your fat is located, but having less of it is better."

Krimu za Kufanya Matiti na Matako Yawe Makubwa Bongo!

Heh! Kumbe Bongo kuna 1-800-STUPID! Yaani watu wanaamini wakipaka krimu za aina fulani kwenye matako na matiti yatakuwa makubwa! Loh! Hebu acheni kutajirisha watu! Vile vile hakuna krimu ya kufanya nyeti ya mwanaume irefuke au iwe nene zaidi!

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Kutoka ippmedia.com

Campaign on Drugs said to Enlarge breasts begins
Na Joyce Kisaka
18th September 2009

The government has embarked on a nationwide community-based education and sensitisation campaign on the dangers of the haphazard use of cosmetics.

The campaign is aimed at saving the lives of hundreds of cosmetic-crazy women whose health is at serious risk following persistent application of creams believed to help enlarge breasts and bums.

In remarks made exclusively to The Guardian earlier this week, Health and Social Welfare minister David Mwakyusa warned of the imminent health complications that users of the banned cosmetics were in for.

The creams have been confirmed to cause severe harm instead of leading to enhanced beauty those applying them were dying to realise, he said.

He added that the Tanzania Food and Drugs Authority (TDFA) would spearhead the campaign while also devising strategies to control the importation, supply and use of the drugs.

The creams in question are said to originate from China before “mysteriously” (according to sources) finding their ways into the Tanzanian market, chiefly in Dar es Salaam. Despite warnings by medical authorities on the harm they can cause, they have inexplicably gained immense popularity in recent months, judging from the swelling numbers of people hunting for them.

A week-long survey by this paper in different parts of Dar es Salaam seeking to verify the availability of creams revealed the intricacies involved in getting them, a common comment being that they were sold only to faces familiar to those stocking them.

It was further learnt that the supply of the drugs was especially huge in the city but also in all other the regions, and were seldom on display.

“Usually, limited supplies are retrieved from storerooms and made available to serious customers after a thorough screening process to make sure that the dispensing chemists were safe,” according to one source.

Commenting on the circulation of the creams in the local market and whether that was evidence of failure by the government to control their importation, sale and use, Prof Mwakyusa said it would not be fair to heap the blame on the government “or specifically TFDA”.

Instead, he explained that the existence of numerous unauthorised routes that made it difficult for the authorities to stamp out the supply.

But he was emphatic that the government would continue making efforts to plug all loopholes through which the creams and all other contraband made it into Tanzania, “and we will keep wananchi posted on developments alongside continuing to educate and sensitise them on the hazards of using these drugs”.

Asked about what he believed was the best approach through which to contain the situation, Prof Mwakyusa said: “What is obvious is that demand for a commodity will always sustain its market. An item that is not selling will soon be out of the market.”

He added that it was thus a lot better to underscore the need to focus attention on the public awareness campaign the government has devised “to ensure that the supply of these creams is cut off and wananchi stop buying and using them”.

“It is a national obligation to put the situation in check by eliminating all dangerous drugs and ensuring that even safe drugs are consumer under the guidance of medical experts. This must be done the health of more of our people is exposed to danger,” stated the minister.

“The damage to body tissue that the use of these creams can cause will manifest itself most in the coming few years, and this condition might be irreversible. We (government) have the duty to stop this from happening,” he added.

Most Dar es Salaam residents interviewed on the matter recommended that severer measures be taken to put the situation under control. They saw search-and-destroy operations as the most realistic way out in the short term.

“But what is this madness going on among women these days? Who told them that beauty is acquired that queer way? This is outrageous, and something should be done immediately to reverse the suicidal trend,” said Dominick Mpolaki, a pharmacist based in the city.

A cautious visit by The Guardian to one of the numerous shops in Kariakoo where the breast and bum enhancing creams are reportedly available non-stop found evidence of the highly secretive nature of the transactions involved in acquiring them.

Customers would walk in shops for a supposed tête-à-tête with retailers, before flashing pieces of paper with the name of the drug being sought written on it. The salesperson would then take a “CID-style” look at the customer to authenticate the genuineness of the demand before retrieving the drugs from storerooms.

Asked why she had not cared to verify the efficacy and safety of the creams before applying them, a woman who had suffered serious side-effects said: “I miscalculated. Applying the gel has left my body embarrassingly deformed. My dream of landing the anticipated so-called 8 figure has vanished, leaving me with profound regrets.”

Another “victim”, from Magomeni in Dar es Salaam, explained: “It is a neighbour I had known very well for years who drew me into using these creams. She herself had applied them for very long and her ‘morphology’ appeared to have improved much over time. I fell into her trap, and see how horrendous I now look!”

She added: “She appeared great and her husband was proud of her. I wanted to look like her. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out my way. I now suffer from recurrent skin irritation and the body figure I longed for will never be achieved.”

A third lady, who identified herself as a trader from Arusha popularly known as Lily, said she had generated super profits from years of selling ointments and creams widely believed to enlarge parts of the body.

“Demand for the items has been growing like wildfire in Arusha. I am now in Dar es Salaam to explore ways of expanding my business,” she explained.

“You see, women are not like men and always march with changes in fashion. My customers don’t care about fairy tales about side-effects (of applying the creams); the only thing they are after is beauty, which is what I guarantee them,” added a beaming Lily, slowly moving away to avoid further questions from this reporter.

On a rather positive note, some of those selling the creams advise prospective customers to provide proof of their health status before they can be attended to.

Sources say only those confirmed to be HIV-negative can then get the creams, apparently because the use of the concoctions makes the body even less resistant to disease.

CHANZO: THE GUARDIAN

Sherri Shepherd Akataa Kupunguza Matiti

Leo kuna habari kuwa Sherri Shepherd wa The View, amepunguza uzito lakini alikataa kupunguza matiti yake makubwa. Nampongeza Da Sherri kwa msimamo wake. Hivi kwa nini uzungu haupendi matiti makubwa na matako makubwa! Wanataka wanataka wembamba ambao wakitembea unasikia mifupa unagongana. Wanawake wenye asili ya Afrika wamebarikiwa na matakao makubwa na vifua, lakini wamefundishwa kuwa ni kinyaa. Kama mnakumbuka Queen Latifah alipuguza matako yake na matiti yake akidhani itamsadia kupata roles zaidi katika sinema za wazungu. Wala sijaona huo ongezeko la offa za sinema kwake. Nasema bora angebaki kama alivyokuwa maaa alipendwa zaidi.

Na mimi nsaema hivi, "Nipunguze matiti yangu...nipunguze urithi kutoka kwa bibi zangu! Mnawazimu nini! "

Matiti makubwa oyeeeeeeee!!!!

Mnaweza kusoma habari zaidi za Dada Sherri Shepherd HAPA:

Matako Wowowo!

Kwa hii picha ya juu najua kuna akina kaka watarukwa na akili kabisa! Hapa Marekani ukiwa na matako makubwa wazungu wanasema eti, "Ghetto Booty"!

Hao waasia hawana kitu huo nyuma. Wamepigwa pasi, sasa kusudi waonekane kama wana matako makubwa kwa muda wanaenda kupiga picha kwenye hivi viti vya matako.
Sijui kwa ni kaweka mdoli wa mbwa hapo?

Kweli Kabisa!

Hii ni kweli kwa wazungu! Mzungu mwanamke atakuwa kapigwa pasi huko nyuma atajiona kama kavimba huko nyuma. Wanaona kitu kibaya kuwa na matako makubwa. Mzungu dume nene/baya/kipara atajiona kama Mr. Universe!

Chalene

Ama kweli nimeona matako makubwa leo! Huyo dada anataka kuwa Model wa wanene.