Mjue Nyirongo Trump

Kumbe Donald Trump Kafanana na Mama Yake!

Mama Mzazi wa Mhogombea Rais Marekani, Mary Trump! (Cheki hizo Nywele)

Tuna Uhuru Kweli?

WaJapani Sasa Wanataka Nywele Zetu!

 Wajanja, muwahi kufika Japani mkafungue saluni za kutenegeneza mitindo ya Afro.



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Natural Notts with Loreen Hall and Designs By Loreen Hall

 

THE JAPANESE ARE NOW BUYING AFRO HAIR

This photo shows how the Japanese create 'the Afro Look' on their hair texture. (This is old news.)
But, apparently, they are now interested in buying our afro hair, so they can make it into wigs, weaving weft and bulks of hair for braiding. (Makes you wonder where our hair goes, once it is swept up, off the salon floor. Will salon owners be capitalising on the trade of our hair?.... Perhaps.)
MS Natural Notts TAKE ON THIS
We, 'Black folks' should have been the first to capitalise on this, i.e. developing a market for the trade of our afro hair, instead of leaving it on the salon floor, in retaliation to Asians capitalising on our distorted concept of beauty. E.g. The straight hair obsession by blacks, that fuels the global success of Asian human hair trading.
The ONLY reason our people missed this entrepreneurial idea, is because we HATE what naturally grows from our scalp..... Other ethnic groups have always been the first to appreciate every inch of us and to capitalise on our beauty, by any means necessary..... E.g. fake tans, fake buts, fake full lips, etc
WHEN WILL WE FULLY UNDERSTAND
Our natural assets are the measuring stick of beauty???

‪#‎BlackPeopleWeNeedToWakeTFUP‬!

Onyo Kwa Wanapoenda Kusuka Mwenge

Nimetoa hii onyo Facebook. Sijui kama kuna ukweli ndani yake lakini miaka ya 1980's kitu kama kii ilitokea Manzese.

Ubaguzi Marekani - Hakuna Weusi Kuogelea Hapa!

Jamani! Mwaka 2011 bado unakuta vibao vimeadikwa, WHITE ONLY, yaani wazungu tu!

Huko Ohio, weusi wamebaguliwa. Wameambiwa eti hawawezi kuogelea katika bwawa (swimming pool) kwa vile nyeusi zao zitachufua maji!  Ha huyo mzungu aliyebandika hicho kibao anadai kuwa alikuwa na haki kufanya hivyo! Kesi iko mahakamani!

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Ohio landlord fights 'White Only' pool sign ruling


By LISA CORNWELL

CINCINNATI (AP) — A landlord found to have discriminated against a black girl by posting a "White Only" sign at a swimming pool wants a state civil rights commission to reconsider its decision.

The Ohio Civil Rights Commission found on Sept. 29 that Jamie Hein, who's white, violated the Ohio Civil Rights Act by posting the sign at a pool at the duplex where the teenage girl was visiting her parents. The parents filed a discrimination charge with the commission and moved out of the duplex in the racially diverse city to "avoid subjecting their family to further humiliating treatment," the commission said in a release announcing its finding.

An investigation revealed that Hein in May posted on the gated entrance to the pool an iron sign that stated "Public Swimming Pool, White Only," the commission statement said.

Several witnesses confirmed that the sign was posted, and the landlord indicated that she posted it because the girl used in her hair chemicals that would make the pool "cloudy," according to the commission.

Hein, of Cincinnati, hung up when The Associated Press called her for comment Tuesday. A message was left at her lawyer's office.

The commission's statement said that its investigation concluded that the posting of such a sign "restricts the social interaction between Caucasians and African-Americans and reinforces discriminatory actions aimed at oppressing people of color."

Commissioners were scheduled to hear Hein's request for reconsideration at a meeting Thursday in Columbus, commission spokeswoman Brandi Martin said.

If the commissioners uphold their original finding, the case would be referred to the Ohio attorney general's office, which would represent the commission's findings before an administrative law judge, Martin said.

Penalties in the case could include a cease-and-desist order and even punitive damages, but the administrative law judge would determine any penalties, Martin said.

It still would be possible for the parties to reach a settlement before resorting to legal action, she said.

Any decision by the administrative judge could be appealed to Hamilton County Common Pleas Court in Cincinnati, Martin said.

Wanasukana

 

 Hao ni wakimbizi kutoka Msumbiji wakisiukana huko Mbamba Bay mwaka 1994.

Picha imepigwa na  Conscianscia Negra

Shikamoo!

Watu wanasema kuwa huyo mtoto alitaka kushika nywele za rais kuona kama ni sawa na zaka. Mimi nadhani uAfrika aliyozaliwa nayo huyo mtoto ulimtoka na akawa anamwamkia Shikamoo!

Blonde Jokes

Hapa Marekani wanasema kuwa hao wanawake wa kizungu wenye nywele nyeupe (blonde), hawana akili. Ajabu hao wenye nywele nyeupe wanapendelewa kuliko hao wenye nywele nyekundu, brown, na nyeusi. Halafu hao wenye nywele nyeusi wanafanya bleachin ya nywele kusudi wawe blonde. Na siku hizi hata watu weusi wanapenda kuwa na nywele blonde. Hebu someni utani kuhusu blondes.

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

Ni Binadamu au Sokwe!

Jamani kuna wazungu wana manywele mwili mzima Duh! Huyu ni mcheza sinema maarufu, Andy Garcia!

Obama, hii mitindo ya Nywele ni Marufuku!

Asante mdau D.C. wa Dar kwa kuniletea hii.

Misuko

Kuna wakati wanawake waafrika walipenda nywele zao walizozaliwa nazo, yaani nywele za kipilipili. Walikuwa wanazisuka kwa mitindo mbalmbali na kuzipamba na vitu kama 'rafia'.

Jamani, mnakumbuka yale mabunda ya rafia yalikuwa yanauzwa bei ya juu pale Kariakoo na hata kuuzwa kwa magendo baada ya 'Miezi 18' kile kipindi baada ya vita vya Kagera. Na ilikuwa mtu akisuka nayao basi ndo anaonekana mtu wa maana. Siku hizi ni weave! Zamani Tanzania walikuwa wanaita wigi, 'nywele ya maiti'. Sasa zinauzwa kila kona.

Kulikuwa na klabu/ saluni maalum za kusuka nywele. UWT (Umoja wa Wanawake Tanzania) nao walikuwa na sehemu zao za kusuka nywele.

Nakumbuka nilivyokuwa nasoma Zanaki, mwanafunzi mwenzangu Margaret Makame, alinisuka mtindo wa mistari, lakini iliyogeuzwa (mfano hapo juu). Walimu walikuja juu, eti nimesuka kizungu! Duh, siku hizi si kitu cha kushangaa.