Showing posts with label Zanzibari. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zanzibari. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Wabara Kupewa Vitambulisho vya Wageni Zanzibar

Duh! Jamani, nini maana ya Tanzania? Ina maana bado kuna Tanganyika na Zanzibar?

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Kutoka Ippmedia.com



Waziri wa Nchi Ofisi ya Rais (Ikulu) Dk. Mwinyihaji Makame Mwadini


Watanzania bara wanaoishi Zanzibar wataanza kusajiliwa na kupewa vitambulisho maalum sawa na raia wa nje ya Tanzania wanaoishi Zanzibar.

Kwa Mujibu wa muswada wa marekebisho ya sheria ya Usajili ya Mzanzibari mkaazi namba 7 ya mwaka 2005 kazi ya kuwasajili itaanza kufanyika miezi mitatu baada ya kupitishwa kwa sheria hiyo.

Muswada huo unatarajiwa kuwasilishwa katika Baraza la Wawakilishi Zanzibar (BLW) na Waziri wa Nchi Ofisi ya Rais (Ikulu) Dk. Mwinyihaji Makame Mwadini, Oktoba 10 mwaka huu.

Kifungu cha 6A (1) cha muswada kimeleza kwamba kila mkazi asiyekuwa Mzanzibari atatakiwa kujisajili katika Ofisi ya usajili wa vitambilisho vya Mzanzibari mkazi.

Muswada huo umeleza kwamba zoezi hilo pia litawagusa raia wa kigeni ambao wanaishi Zanzibar na kufanya kazi au biashara.

Kifungu cha 6A (3) kimeleza aina ya wageni wanaotakiwa kusajili kwa mujibu wa sheria hiyo wanaofanyakzi Zanzibar ama kwenye taasisi ya umma au binafsi pamoja na wanaofanyabiashara visiwani humo.

“Muajiri wa mkazi asiyekuwa Mzanzibari atatakiwa kutoa taarifa za mtu huyo kwa mkurugenzi au afisa msajili ndani ya siku 60 kuanzia ajira yake au ikiwa ameajiriwa kabla ya kuanza kutumika kwa sheria hii,” umesisitiza muswada huo.

Aidha, muswada huo umefuta kifungu cha 7 na watu wote watakaosajiliwa watatakiwa kuchukuliwa alama za vidole badala ya kidole gumba kimoja kwa mujibu wa sheria hiyo.

Akizungumza na NIPASHE Mkurugenzi wa usajili wa Vitambulisho vya Uzanzibari mkazi Mohamed Juma Ame, alisema serikali imeamua kuwasajili watu hao baada ya kubainika kuwepo watu wanaopewa vitambulisho hivyo kinyemela.

Alisema kwamba hali hiyo imekuwa ikifanyika baada ya vitambulisho hivyo kuonekana kuwa ni nyenzo muhimu katika maisha ya kila siku hasa katika upatikanaji wa huduma za jamii.

Mohamed alisema sheria hiyo pia itasadia kuwatambua watu wanaoingia na kutoka Zanzibar maeneo wanayoushi na kazi wanazofanya Zanzibar.

Hivi karibuni Baadhi ya Wajumbe wa Baraza la Wawakilishi wamekuwa wakilalamika kuwa vijana wengi Zanzibar wameshindwa kunufaika na ajira katika sekta ya Utalii kutokana na kazi hizo kuvamiwa na wageni kutoka nje ya Zanzibar ikiwemo Tanzania bara.

SOURCE:IPPMEDIA

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Wanaume wanavyotusema sisi Wanawake!


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CHAGGA WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance to the whole night. You exchange your expensive phone with her nokia. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She tells you she is engaged and you are a kyasaka

ZIGUA/ DIGO WOMEN

First date: She wants your home address

Second date: She comes home for the date with her brother (who is looking for a job)

Third date: She ends at the door, her mother is waiting

Fourth date: You have sex and she tells you she is pregnant and want you to take her and her baby

WAHAYA WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.


SUKUMA WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a movie and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes ugali and chicken.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.

4th Anniversary: You already have 3 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.

5th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


HEHE WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Guinness, and have sex in the back of your car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you get to eat rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice before you met her .


ZARAMO WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her dinner, but you realize nothing is going to happen.

Second date: You wait for her in the same restaurant but she gets lost on the way.

Third date: She does not even remember to pick your calls.


NYAKYUSA WOMEN

First date: After a date of drinking several bottles of Fanta, you get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


ZANZIBARI WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


MAASAI WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.


MAKONDE WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night and you get to ask her, her name


PARE WOMEN

First date: She wants sex, no food or drink

Second date: She wants more sex

Third date: She only wants chuma mboga