Aliyemtukana Rais Kenyatta wa Kenya Kwenye Mtandao Ahukumiwa Kifungo cha Miaka Miwili!

Oh hoo! Nyie mnaotukana viongozi wa nchi mtakamatwa tu! Mnaona yaliyompata, kijana Alan Wadi Okengo (25) wa Kenya?   Kwenye mtandao alikuwa anajiita Luteni Wadi, alidhani Usalama wa taifa wa Kenya hawamjui. Loh!  Hamjui kuwa kila ukiingia kwenye mtando unaacha alama zako!  Walimkamata alivyokuwa anajaribu kutoka Kenya, huenda alikuwa anaelekea Bongo. Tukaneni tu, na siku wakiwapania mtakiona cha mtema kuni, kama alivyokiona Lt. Wadi.  Wadi alikuwa ni mwanafunzi wa mwaka wa nne katika Chuo Kikuu cha Moi.  Sasa anakwenda kuwa mke wa mtu huko gerezani.

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Alan Wadi Okengo aka Lieutenant Wadi

KUTOKA DAILY NATION:

By RICHARD MUNGUTI

A fourth-year university student will spend two years in jail for posting on social media unprintable insults against President Uhuru Kenyatta.

Alan Wadi Okengo, alias Lieutenant Wadi, was accused of posting the messages on his Facebook account on December 18 and 19 at an unknown place within Kenya.

Wadi, 25, a political science student at Moi University, was arrested as he attempted to sneak out of the country through the Busia border on December 31.

He was brought back to Nairobi CID headquarters where he was interrogated by cybercrime police sleuths.

Wadi, who looked composed, told Milimani Law Courts resident magistrate Ms Ann Kaguru that he was ready to “apologise to President Kenyatta personally if he was not handed down a custodial sentence.”

The charge against the university student stated that “the message he sent was calculated to to bring into contempt the lawful authority of the President of the Republic of Kenya.”

PLEA NOT FACTORED

His plea was not factored when he was he was being sentenced after pleading guilty to two charges of hate speech and demeaning authority of a public officer, contrary to Section 132 of the Penal Code.

In her ruling, Ms Kaguru said , “the offence is serious and a deterrent penalty is called for to serve as a warning to others abusing the social media forums.”

She proceeded to pronounce the sentence after saying that “he was convicted on his own plea of guilty.”

A state counsel, Mathew Karori, told the magistrate that the accused was arrested while he was about to cross the border through “panya routes” (unofficial exit) to a neighbouring country.”

Mr Karori urged the court to treat the remorseful student as a first offender although he said the abuse of the social media forum should be discouraged.

Wadi was accused of posting the two offensive messages when National Assembly passed the Security Laws (Amendment) Act No 19 of 2014 on December 18 and the following day when President Kenyatta signed the Bill to become law last year.

The first indictment was that he posted a hate speech message intended to stir up ethnic hatred between various Kenyan communities on the other by alleging a particular tribe should be deported to their home county.

Msomi Afanya Fuja Kwenye Treni New York

Cheki huyo dada mwenye asili ya kihindi anayodai ni msomi kondakta wa treni alivyomwomba aache kutumia lugha ya matusi akiwa kwenye simu yake ya mkononi! Watu wanauliza kama huyo kondakta angekuwa mzungu anejibiwa hivyo. Mwisho watu wanakubai kuwa pamoja na usomi wa huyo dada hana akili za kuwa na watu hadaharani.

Afariki Akicheza na Bo Bandia

Jamani, halahala na hayo madudu ya kuchezia wakati wa ngono. Nina maana hizo bo na uchi bandia. Mara nyingi unasikia mwanaume kafa akiwa anacheza na uke bandia ndani ya maji! Leo tumesikia kuwa mwanamke kafariki akiwa anacheza na bo bandia (punyeto). Alipata heart attack. Wanasema walimkuta kafunikwa na shuka, alikuwa uchi toka kiunoni na alikuwa na laptop ambayao ilikuwa na kideo cha matusi! Hiyo bo bandia ilikuwa pembeni bado inacheza. Duh! Kweli alikuwa na nyege huyo! At least alikufa akiwa na furaha. REST IN PEACE.

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Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography

By Daily Mail Reporter

(pichani) Nicola Paginton aliyefariki dunia baada ya ashki kumpanda.

A 30-year-old woman's death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today.
Children's nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her.

A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.
Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia.

The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Cirencester, was found dead in October last year.

Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths who had visited Miss Paginton's home when she failed to turn up for work.
When there was no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.
'After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.

'The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.'
Home office pathologist Dr Richard Jones from the University of Cardiff said: 'There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death.'
Returning a verdict of death from natural causes, Mr Crickmore said: 'I am satisfied Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia.
'It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html#ixzz0uG8Q7KT4

Kutukana Inakufanya Ujisikie Vizuri

Ama kweli wanasayansi ni wachunguzi. Sasa wanasema kuwa eti ukiumia na ukianza kutukana, inasaidia kupunguza maumivu. Haya!

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Swearing Makes Pain More Tolerable

Sun Jul 12, 10:10 am ET

That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.

Swearing is a common response to pain, but no previous research has connected the uttering of an expletive to the actual physical experience of pain.

"Swearing has been around for centuries and is an almost universal human linguistic phenomenon," said Richard Stephens of Keele University in England and one of the authors of the new study. "It taps into emotional brain centers and appears to arise in the right brain, whereas most language production occurs in the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain."
Stephens and his fellow Keele researchers John Atkins and Andrew Kingston sought to test how swearing would affect an individual's tolerance to pain. Because swearing often has an exaggerating effect that can overstate the severity of pain, the team thought that swearing would lessen a person's tolerance.

As it turned out, the opposite seems to be true.

The researchers enlisted 64 undergraduate volunteers and had them submerge their hand in a tub of ice water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice. The experiment was then repeated with the volunteer repeating a more common word that they would use to describe a table.

Contrary to what the researcher expected, the volunteers kept their hands submerged longer while repeating the swear word.

The researchers think that the increase in pain tolerance occurs because swearing triggers the body's natural "fight-or-flight" response. Stephens and his colleagues suggest that swearing may increase aggression (seen in accelerated heart rates), which downplays weakness to appear stronger or more macho.

"Our research shows one potential reason why swearing developed and why it persists," Stephens said.

The results of the study are detailed in the Aug. 5 issue of the journal NeuroReport.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090712/sc_livescience/swearingmakespainmoretolerable