Wednesday, October 15, 2008


If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.

With AIG, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg plan.

1 comment:

Nalitolela, P. S. said...

haha, I can definitely live with this investment decision. Not to mention how much smarter you will be after drinking (Read: Buffalo Herd Theory