Thursday, October 09, 2008

Unafiki wa Marekani

Yaani huyo Palin ana maovu lakini kwa vile ni mzungu basi tena kila kitu kina kisingizio. Angekuwa mtu mweusi ingebidi ajitoe kwenye huo uchaguzi.

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PRESIDENTIAL AND VICE PRESIDENTIAL CHOICES

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, and its a quintessential American story.

If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,
spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13
million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000
people, and cook caribou/grizzly/wolf stew, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters,
all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. (McCain Huyo)

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm
to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family,
your family's values don't represent America's.

If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction
and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated: the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

chemi yaani hiyo habari hainishangazi kabisa sababu all along in my adulthood i have always noticed something is not straight or lemme say normal bout marekani especially now as it all comes out in the front yard ,unfolding right infront of our very naked eyes!
Kwenye maandiko matakatifu yalitabiri kwamba siku za mwisho kizuri kitaitwa kibaya na kibaya kitafanywa kuwa kizuri eti wenyewe wanaita "mainstream" huko marekani pia maandiko yatakuwa customised to suit your needs angalia jinsi uenvangelical ,ubaptistna upentekoste jinsi ulivyojaa ukinzania ndani yake na baina ya o wenyewe hii hasa ipo huko marekani ,angalia marekani jinsi wanavyocustomise ukristo ,watu wataacha kufuata doctrine ya mungu na watafuata doctrine ya mwanadamu ambaye hata kutembea properly ktk hatua zake hajiwezi ,angalia anything good done by mtu wa race au skin colour tofauti marekani hasa kwenye hiyo kitu kinachoitwa mainstream na kwa kifupi huonekana ni pungufu na kibaya na hakifai hujasikia story ya mtu aliyehangaika kujikomboa huko nchi ya babyloni baada ya kutekwa na wababiloni hao askari wa marekani walishindwa kumkomboa huyo mtu alikuwa ni muamiaji raia wa marekani alijikomboa akatokea jordan tena ni mwanamke cha kushangaza baada ya hapo vyombo vya habari (embedded journalist) hazikuruhusiwa kutangazwa kwa namna yoyote ile kwa vitisho vya majasusi wa marekani eti mpaka akubali kusema uongo ageuze story yake na iseme kwamba ni majasusi wajeshi wa marekani ndio waliomkomboa mama akangangania ukweli kwamba sitabadili ukweli wangu basi hivi leo amejikuta anaishi canada kwa usalama wake
Kitu kimaoja mimi nakuambia dada yangu marekani siyo tuu ipo ktk brink hapana bali tayari safari ya kuporomoka kuwa third world ilishaanza muda mrefu wao hawajifahamu tuu lakini kwa kuwa shetani ameziveil nyuso zao hawaoni hilo ,pia amewaziba masikio na kuwalevya kwa kile kinachoitwa ndoto ya ki-marekani hivyo basi hawajijui lakini siye tuliopo nje tunayaona angalia dola ya urumi leo iko wapi,ugiriki,uturuki,babyloni,misri zoote ziliporomoka marekani haiwezi kuwa exceptional tena inasikitisha kuona kwamba siku hizi wala haichukui miaka na karne kuona nchi ikiporomoka inachaukua muda mfupi sana nani alitegemea marekani wangeshindwa vita (haramu)leo hii?
namwonea huruma obama sababu nchi is almost hitting rock bottom ,kama ni nyama imekwisha imebaki mifupa eti ndio wanaona kuna umuhimu wa kumpa mtu mweusi
something terribly wrong is happening kwa nchi hiyo amkeni jiandaeni
Kweliman

Chemi Che-Mponda said...

Kweliman,
Hata mimi namwonea huruma Obama. Yaani itakuwa kazi kweli kujenga hii nchi aliyobomoa Bush! Kitu kibaya ikitokeawatu watasema, ehe unaona ni sababu jamaa ni mweusi!

Jamani mmeona Obama alivyokuwa na mvi siku hizi! Mungu amlinde maana hii presha ya kugombea urais si mchezo.

Hii nchi ina matatizo sana si uongo na mengi ni kwa sababu ya utamaduni wa ubaguzi.

Na mbona wanazidi ku recruit vijana weusi, waSpanish na minorities wengine kwenye jeshi? Hawataki wazungu wafe?